Ian's Humor Pages

This is where I keep some humor articles which I wrote. I decided to make a place to start posting them on the web. I'll try to dig for more old ones. And I'll post new ones here as I come up with more.
Poem.c (1986)
Use the C preprocessor to make programs readable (but give no hint what they actually do.)
Explosion at Headquarters (1991)
What was that boom anyway?
Operation Pin-the-tail-on-the-Nomad (1992)
One practical joke that actually went as planned...
Feature-for-feature Comparison - Boeing 737 vs Lockheed F-117 (1996)
Since they cost about the same, you may need a full-feature comparison before selecting which one to buy.
You Know You're from Silicon Valley When... (2001)
What's life really like in Silicon Valley? This pokes some fun at it and nails a few quirks on the head.
Dolphin Accident (2003)
This tosses some fiction onto the news that the US Navy is using trained dolphins for minesweeping in the Gulf War II.
Security Advisory: /dev/null Vulnerability (2003)
April Fool's Day, 2003: the infamous "/dev/null Vulnerability" strikes!
Bomb's-eye view of SCO HQ (2004)
Sometimes letting your imagination run helps relieve frustration...
"Stratofox thanks Sloof Foundation for aircraft donation" (2004)
April Fool's Day 2004: Stratofox gets a C-130. See the explanation of the gag.
April Fool's Day 2005: Stratofox staged a moon landing.
There's even video from Mission Control. "The Weasel has landed!" See the announcement, "proof", backstory, explanation and credits.

(Page created October 27, 2001)

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